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Monday, June 27, 2011

Mighty Mitres - Week 7

My bishops were MIA (again!) this week.  It's like they've crawled into some deep dark "bishops hole" and will emerge after I've been humiliated and beaten to a pulp.  Could it be a conspiracy?

Bishop Conley surfaced to perform a few bishopy duties. I will mention that Bishop Cordelione is busy fending off attacks from St. Joseph the Worker parish who hate their new pastor (which I reported on last week - so no points.)  It appears I missed the part when the police were called after some parishioners entered the church to speak with him following Mass.  Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

Bishop Conley:

June 20:  Mass and blessing of new chapel, Fellowship of Catholic University Students (FOCUS) headquarters, Golden (3:15 p.m.)

June 25:  Permanent diaconate ordination, Cathedral Basilica of the Immaculate Conception (10 a.m.); Mass, Mother of God Parish (4 p.m.)

June 23:   “Celebrating Marriage—A Reason for Hope” benefit dinner for The Alexander House, The Wildlife Experience, Lone Tree (6 p.m.)    Well scratch this one.  He's didn't even speak.  Does showing up and looking all bishopy and eating rubber chicken count for anything?  Perhaps he proclaimed the blessing over the food.  That should be at least 1/2 point, doncha think?   


1 comment:

  1. Showing up counts, Duchess. Give yourself the full 3 points.